Small Beer

What a dreadful shock, a politician admits to smoking crack cocaine. The story, if it can be called that, of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s drug taking, whilst evidently in a drunken stupor, has made headlines across the world.

I get the impression that many people are more upset by the fact that he only admitted to his wrongdoing after six months of denial than by the deed itself.  That may well be the case but,  putting it to one side, it seems to me that in an age where drug-taking is at epidemic levels worldwide (throughout all levels of society – including politicians, the judiciary and even journalists!), this is actually pretty small beer.

Not for a moment would I seek to condone such foolish and potentially life-threatening behaviour but, personally, as a voter I’m far more concerned by politicians embezzling public funds and faking expenses claims than by anything they might do in their private lives. Surely, the only question that needs to be asked by those clamouring for his head is this –  is he any good at his job? If he is why not  leave him alone, let him suffer the humiliation from the worldwide exposure of his stupidity and let him get on with being Mayor.

Anyway, what might his successor be like? I don’t see too many Mother Teresas in national or world politics these days and sometimes it really is a case of better the devil you know.

A Fine Advertisement for Democracy

It is somewhat strange and more than a touch ironic that the country, who more than any other in the modern age, has trumpeted the values of freedom, liberty and democracy has allowed its politicians to shut down government to the clear detriment of the electorate.

Still, as one of America’s greatest presidents, Franklin D. Roosevelt, said –

“Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education”.

The former president was, of course, talking about an educated electorate choosing wisely but a little wisdom among the clearly uneducated politicians in Congress wouldn’t go amiss either!

One of my personal favourite quotes on democracy is from Oscar Wilde who, distorting the words of America’s founding fathers, said–

“Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people”.

Whatever view you take on the shenanigans of American politics, the events of the last few weeks have hardly been the best advertisement for the virtues of democracy.

Crossing the Border

Last week I crossed the border from Canada to the USA via the Niagara Falls Rainbow Bridge, so-called because, when the sun shines, you can see rainbows in the spray from the Falls. We were about fifth in a line of coaches, the passengers of which were naturally subjected to the usual routine border/passport control inspections. No problem there, we all want to travel safely in these high risk terrorist-threatened days and a little inconvenience is a small price to pay for that safety.

Every now and again, a coach is singled out for the full treatment whereby the driver’s papers and log are minutely examined and his coach subjected to various inspections by fully fledged mechanics. Occasionally, if the mood takes them, the border guards can insist upon all the luggage being taken out – actually they can insist on whatever the hell they want, nobody in their right mind is going to argue with 16 stone of armed muscle! – and in some cases the bags opened for further inspection.

Of course, the nature of such random checks means that we mere mortals have no idea what is required of us nor whether we will be the unlucky ones selected for the full works. Well, the coach in front of ours was one such coach and I, along with my increasingly nervous tour group, watched as the border guard and mechanic went about their business whilst fifty odd Japanese passengers sat for over an hour in their hot, stuffy and by now non-air-conditioned bus. I don’t know why they were selected, maybe the border guard’s grandfather had been bombed at Pearl Harbour! Who knows?

Eventually, the by-now sweaty passengers were  led off their coach and into the customs area and, after another thirty minutes or so of having their individual papers examined they were allowed to go. We were next to face the stern-faced inspection although in our case it was of the more routine variety. As tour group leader, I collected the $6 per person entry fees (I wonder if the Japanese paid more!) and handed them over to the supervising guard who actually cracked a smile at my limp attempts at witty conversation. Perhaps he was just humouring me.

Anyway, other than sharing this fascinating aspect of touring life, I wanted to point out what a good idea I think it is to extort (sorry, require!) payment of a fee from foreigners for the privilege of visiting your country. This is on top of the usual visa fee and only applies, for some reason, where you enter the USA by land.

We must get millions and millions of visitors to the UK each year by air, sea and tunnel. Why don’t we charge them all, say £5 each? What a great boost to the economy. Perhaps the extra revenue might even encourage our Government to go easier on its own citizens. Now I’m being silly!

Credit where Credit is Due

Most of us are quick to criticise politicians, civil servants and other officials whenever they blunder and I am as guilty as anybody, so it’s nice to be able to give praise when it is due.

I recently took a tour party to the USA and on the last evening, prior to an early departure the following morning, I was told by one of my group that he had lost his passport. Both he and his wife had exhausted every possibility in trying to locate the document and I had checked with the previous hotel to see if it had been handed in but all to no avail.

We had a journey of five hours to travel from deepest Alabama to Atlanta and then a window of just two hours to visit the British Consulate and obtain an emergency passport before the group were transferred to the airport for their flight home. I researched the procedure on the Consulate’s website and telephoned them immediately the office was open. I was at once impressed by the clear instructions given by the helpful agent there and his confidence that if we got there quickly enough we should be alright.

So it was that we arrived at the Consulate in downtown Atlanta early afternoon armed with freshly taken passport photos and current id in the form of a driving licence. After completing forms to first cancel the missing passport and second to apply for an emergency one, which would be surrendered on arrival in the UK, and payment of a fee of $157 (£95) we were, as the Americans say, “Good to Go”.

It all took under an hour and during that time we were treated with unfailing courtesy and efficiency. So well done the British Consulate. Clearly, there is still some “Great” left in the old country yet!

Syria Crisis Over?

Well, it looks like the Syria crisis is over, at least as far as the West is concerned. President Assad has now agreed to hand over the chemical weapons which he doesn’t have and has never used, so that’s all right then!

It seems to me that nobody has covered themselves in glory in this squalid matter. President Obama, decent man that he undoubtedly is, has shown himself to be even more indecisive and dithering than many of us thought he was in the first place. No doubt he has spent the last month regretting ever talking about the crossing of red lines. His deputy, John Kerry, for all his humanitarian concern has proved to be all hot air and his talk of carrying out an “unbelievably small” strike on Syria was laughable. Americans have a splendid phrase about walking the walk and Obama and Kerry should observe it very carefully.

President Putin of Russia, that wily and crafty fox, has turned out to be an unlikely peacemaker since it was the Russians who brokered the deal which ended the crisis and got Obama off the hook. His country will no doubt continue to sell arms to Assad.

We British have our Parliament to thank for making our unrealistically ambitious Prime Minister think again and avoid committing British troops to yet another ill conceived foreign adventure. The opportunistic French have had their brief moment in the limelight as America’s best buddies and may well continue to make grave pronouncements backed up by nothing but rhetoric. Always been good talkers, the French.

The United Nations has shown once again that, in its present form, it is worse than useless and cannot be relied upon to do what it is supposed to do namely to keep the peace and prevent tyrants from butchering their own people. It needs an urgent overhaul and we in the West should be pressurising our politicians to campaign for that overhaul. It is not right or fair to expect the Americans to sort out the world’s multitude of problems.

In the meantime, the real victims of this tragedy, the ordinary Syrian people, who want nothing more than to live in peace and security with their loved ones will continue to pay, with their lives,  the price of Assad’s cruelty and the UN’s incompetence.

Syria – The Debate Continues

It’s astonishing how the decision of one man can affect the whole world and when that man happens to be the most powerful man in the world he has to make sure that he thinks carefully before he acts and that he gets those decisions right first time.

President Obama is clearly a cautious man, and there’s nothing wrong with that. However, his official title of Commander in Chief means that he must make a decision sooner or later.

 I’ve been in the USA for over a week now and I haven’t met one person who is in favour of bombing Syria. When I turn on the television I see reports of demonstrations and protests against military action and it seems clear that if Congress (in effect the American Parliament) were to take a vote now they would vote against it too. Of course, that may change.

In the meantime Obama must be agonising over what to do. The American constitution is a complicated creature although there is a clear sequence of events. The President can take any action he sees fit where he perceives a threat to national security. As one political commentator said recently, the President acts, Congress reacts and the US Courts review.

There was no constitutional need for Obama to delay his plans (real or otherwise) to bomb Syria and refer the matter to Congress. If he truly wanted military action and believed it was necessary then it would have been carried out weeks ago – irrespective of what the rest of the world might say. It may be nice to have friends and allies but the cold fact is that America is so powerful it doesn’t really need any.

To me, President Obama is a truly modern politician (like a recent UK Prime Minister I can think of) who throws a proposed  policy or action up in the air, observes the kind of reaction it elicits and then proceeds accordingly. It seems to me that on this occasion at least, his caution may prove well-founded. 

The Right Vote

There may well  be a lot of “national soul searching” as George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, put it after Parliament voted yesterday against the UK joining in any punitive military attack on Syria following the use of chemical weapons in that country. I’m sure he’s right and I’m sure too that Parliament was right in voting the way it did. If nothing else, it shows that the Prime Minister and his Government cannot act without first consulting the wishes of the people via their democratically elected representatives.

As mentioned before in this blog, involvement in Syria would be a big mistake, as it undoubtedly was in Iraq and Afghanistan and to a lesser extent Libya. Yes, all those countries were or are ruled by dictators whose behaviour is naturally abhorrent to anyone with an ounce of morality but what is to be gained by foreign involvement? Once the dictator has been removed who or what is going to take his place? Since the answer to that question is normally hard line Islamists it is probably better to leave the military despot in charge. Better the devil you know and all that. At least these despots generally have no wish to take on and destroy the West, unlike the hard core fanatics of Islam.

Military involvement in Syria by any western nation would be a huge mistake for many reasons and, in any event, it appears that there is still no concrete proof who was responsible for the chemical attacks in the first place. It may well have been the Syrian Government but it could also have been the struggling rebels who, let’s face it, have much to gain from western involvement. Chemical weapons are both repugnant and horrific and many in the West are rightly concerned by their use. However any death by violence is horrific. Are the people in favour of intervention saying that the death of 200 women and children by chemical weapons is worse than their death by bullets and bombs? If so, why? The end result is still the same.

This is a dangerous vicious world and horrible things are happening on a daily basis in virtually all of its four corners. What about the genocide in Somalia and other parts of Africa, the continued massacre of Kurds in Iraq, the torture and murder in North Korean prison camps and the butchery of Mugabwe’s cruel regime in Zimbabwe? Are people agitating to intervene there too? Where do we draw the line?

The United Nations was set up, among other reasons, to police the world. It’s sad that the security council often proves toothless due to the exercise of the member’s veto and unless they change the rules to allow action by majority vote the UN’s impotence and prevarication will continue. As for the UK, well, we are a small nation, no longer with the voice that we used to have. On a global stage we are weak both economically and militarily. Sad and brutal though it may be, we have no business getting involved in what, basically, are other countries’ problems.

Syria – Leave Well Alone.

As the Syrian rebellion continues to worsen and reports of atrocities dominate our news bulletins, the temptation for the West to intervene grows stronger by the day. They must not.  No matter how disturbing the news from Syria, and it doesn’t get much worse than the footage of a rebel cutting out and apparently eating the heart and liver of a Syrian army soldier, the West must look at all and any alternatives to military intervention.

In truth, the West should do nothing, since the struggle is quite clearly a matter for the United Nations. It was for crises such as this that the UN was set up but its continued prevarication and impotence are there for all to see. All eyes therefore turn towards the world’s leading power, the USA, since, as the strongest country on the planet, it naturally falls upon them to be the world’s policeman as it did the British in the 19thcentury.
On this occasion President Obama’s caution is a good thing since a hasty American intervention in yet another struggle between an Arab government and hard line Islamic fundamentalists would have extremely dangerous repercussions for the West. The West has enough on its plate in the war against terror without throwing more fuel on the fire.
The Syrian President Assad may well be a wicked dictator but maybe it’s a case of better the devil you know. If the rebels were to succeed and the West made attempts to introduce democracy the chances are that those attempts would fail, as they nearly always do in Middle East and other places where democratic government is a totally alien concept. The chances are that the void would then be filled by organised and fanatical Muslim zealots. The West cannot afford another hostile Middle Eastern Islamic state so the sensible approach has to be to leave well alone. Iraq and Afghanistan have surely demonstrated the wisdom in that.

Old Fool

Whilst in Florida last month I picked up a newspaper and read a report on a homicide in a nearby town called Brandon. Apparently, a man woke up in the middle of the night and, feeling  thirsty, went downstairs to get a drink of water. On his way to the kitchen he heard some noises coming from the lounge and decided to investigate. As he looked through the lounge door he saw his wife having sex with another man. He immediately turned around, walked back upstairs, grabbed his gun, returned to the lounge and coolly shot the other man five times, killing him outright. He  then rang emergency services saying he had caught his wife and another man “fornicating” and had shot the man dead.

The killer is a 71 year old retired lawyer with no previous convictions of any type, his 41 year old wife is his ex-next door neighbour and the dead man was apparently her regular lover, a 32 year old ex-jailbird and small time criminal, whose address, appropriately enough, was Lovers’ Lane!  The lawyer was said by friends to be a usually well-balanced and easy going guy, though his record of 5 times married perhaps shows him to be a man of questionable judgement and something of a slow learner! He married his wife only two weeks after she had been arrested for firing a gun at her lover – yes, you’ve got it, the same one as above!
It’s a sad story but, other than the shooting, is all too common. What on Earth was the old guy thinking of when he married a woman, not only 30 years younger than him but one who was clearly likely to be a lot of trouble? Why would any older man think that a woman that much younger than him would find him attractive in the first place? Maybe he was a good looking guy in tip top condition. Maybe, he was, but he was still 71 and a healthy woman in her early 40s is surely likely to be more attracted to a well turned out guy nearer her own age than a well turned out guy in his early 70s.
I don’t know all the facts of the case but I suspect that the husband, as a retired lawyer, was fairly wealthy and  a decent catch for the younger woman. When will men learn? Although in fairness, it sometimes happens to older women too. Before marrying somebody much younger than themselves wouldn’t it be wise to ask the question – “If I was broke and living in a rented flat would she still love me and want to marry me?”  If the honest answer is “No”, which I suspect it would be 99 times out of a 100, then he should steer clear.
The saddest part of this story (apart from the death of the opportunistic lover) is that a man with a previously clean record and in the final stages of his life is now in all likelihood going to spend the rest of that life behind bars. What a shame, but, as the saying goes, there’s no fool like an old fool!

North Korea

So, the United Nations has imposed further sanctions on North Korea following that country’s continued nuclear missile tests. All well and good, so you would think, but will those sanctions have any effect?

Clearly, the United Nations has to do everything it can to prevent international conflict (that’s why it was set up in the first place) and there is no doubt that a renegade state such as North Korea presents a potentially significant threat to world peace. The utterances from Pyongyang, the nation’s capital, have hardly been conciliatory and the new leader seems to be no better balanced than his late father.
The world has always had problems with megalomaniacs, from Genghis Khan to Adolf Hitler, and inevitably the threat has always been neutralised but only after a catastrophic loss of human life. North Korea’s baby-faced leader may well have no dreams of world domination but the danger of his owning a nuclear weapon is the equivalent of allowing a small child to play with a live hand grenade.
At least North Korea’s long standing ally, China, supports the new sanctions so perhaps there is some hope for the world. Let us hope so and, more to the point, let us hope that the small child fails to pull out the pin to the grenade.