A while ago a mock obituary travelled the internet on the death of Common Sense. Below is this Blog’s edited and condensed version –
“Today we mourn the passing of our old friend Common Sense whose true age was never established due to the disappearance of his birth certificate in a tidal wave of bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for such valuable lessons as, life isn’t always fair and, maybe it was my fault. He lived by simple, sound financial policies such as don’t spend more than you earn and the reliable family strategy that adults, and not children, are in charge.
His health began to deteriorate when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. He declined further as criminals received better treatment than their victims, such decline becoming terminal when citizens could no longer defend themselves against burglars although those same burglars could sue the home owner for assault.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, his brother, Responsibility, and his sister, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers, I Know My Rights (but not my responsibilities), I Want It Now (but I’m not prepared to work for it), Someone Else Is To Blame (certainly not me), I’m A Victim (every time), Pay me for Doing Nothing (let someone else do it).
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.”
As they say, there’s many a truth spoke in jest.
This blog is the last for Common Sense for a while, maybe ever, who knows? (or cares – Ed). Thank you to all who took the trouble to read it over the last 5 years.