A Measured Response?

The world’s news agencies, taking a breather from the horrors of the Middle East, have now turned their attention to the threat of the deadly Ebola virus, previously confined to West Africa, but now, so the experts say, a very real danger to all of us, wherever we may live.

It seems to be a particularly horrible and nasty virus with an equally horrible and nasty means of death to match. There is much concern in the USA, from where I am writing these notes, and that concern at times, judging by the extensive and endless media coverage, appears to be bordering on hysteria.

Sometimes I wonder how bad these things really are. Remember the herpes scare in the 1970s, the aids scare of the 1980s and the near paranoia a few years back over the predictions of a repeat of the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic which killed millions world-wide?

I’m sure the experts know what they are talking about and their concerns are no doubt valid but if the virus spreads at the same rate as the panic I reckon my planned return to the UK, in a few days’ time, is looking increasingly doubtful!

The Conquest of England

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the battle of Hastings, a battle which took place in a year once imprinted on the brain of every English child with even the bare smattering of an education. Nowadays I’d be surprised if even a quarter of English people under the age of 20 could correctly name the year of the battle that shaped the future of their country for the next one thousand years or so.

It was always a big ask of King Harold’s English army to defeat the highly trained and fresh army of Guillame (William) of Normandy , just recently landed from across the Channel, when his own soldiers were exhausted just days after gaining a victory over William’s Viking allies at Stamford Bridge near York. The English had made a forced march over a distance of some 300 miles to meet the Norman threat and were hardly in the best of conditions to confront the second prong of the invasion of their country on that fateful morning of October 14th, 1066.

William the Conqueror’s victory spelt the end of Anglo-Saxon rule and ushered in a reign of terror with all subsequent resistance and rebellion crushed with ruthless brutality. Let nobody be in any doubt that the English suffered terribly under the cruel reign of the Normans and their harsh feudal system, aspects of which are still recognisable to this day in our anachronistic class system. Vast swathes of land were laid waste by the conquerors who wiped out whole communities all over England, particularly in the north. Such action is now referred to as ethnic cleansing or genocide.

We hear much of how badly the Irish, Welsh and Scots were treated by the “English”, meaning the ruling class of the England and a class that for nearly 300 years, until the late 14th century, spoke only French and treated English speakers as inferior serfs. By contrast we hear little of the sufferings of the English common folk. That could well be because the English have accepted it and moved on or maybe because it is just not in the English nature to wallow in sentiment and self pity.

October 14th, 1066 marked the beginning of the end of a largely peace-loving and inward-looking England concerned more by its own culture than by foreign adventure. The Norman conquest changed that forever and the country’s ruthless new rulers set out to subjugate the whole of the British Isles followed by conquest in France and beyond.

Maybe now, with the very real prospect of the dissolution of the United Kingdom, the wheel will turn full circle and England can revert once more to her pre-1066 position, a nation apart from her Celtic neighbours with an emphasis on England and all things English. Mere romance perhaps but a pleasant thought for many of us nevertheless.

Continued Destruction

Earlier this month the Living Planet Report of the Zoological Society of London revealed that  in the last 40 years global animal populations have plummeted by 52 %. Put another way, during the course of half a human lifetime more than half of the world’s animal population has disappeared. Just pause and read that last sentence again.

Of course,  statistics are open to analysis since they can easily be distorted to suit a particular argument. Already, some experts are questioning the figures and are wondering how they can be so precise. What nobody has done however is dispute that the world’s animals, birds and plants are steadily disappearing at an alarming rate. Human efforts at slowing down, let alone halting, the trend are having little impact and this should be of great concern to every one of us.

This blog has highlighted the subject on a number of occasions but, no matter how many times it is repeated, it can never be emphasised enough. This planet is our home and home too to millions of other species, animal or otherwise. As the most powerful species on Earth human beings have a duty and a responsibility to ensure their safety and survival. The fact that we are failing in that duty and are in fact continuing to destroy everything around us is shameful.

As individuals, what can we do? In reality not a great deal; we can write to our politicians and to the CEOs of the large corporations responsible for over fishing and deforestation and demand action but how effective would that be? Taking collective action is, however, a different ball game and giving our support to pressure groups and organisations such as Greenpeace or the World Wildlife Fund is undoubtedly a step in the right direction. One thing is for sure, we can’t just sit back and do nothing.

Racist Rodent

Evidently “Tom and Jerry”, the cartoon series adored by children of all ages and first shown some 70 years ago, now comes with a warning that some viewers may find it racist. Oh dear, I always loved that cartoon and still do, come to think of it. Never once did I ever think that it was racist or insulting to people of colour, however.

What I remember most is the comedy and the suffering of the poor old cat as he tried in vain to get one over on the spirited little mouse. The little human involvement in the cartoon seemed to be incidental and the human characters, of whatever colour, were all made to look stupid next to little Jerry.

The modern problem seems to be the depiction of the black maid, the house cook who was constantly frustrated and flummoxed by the battle between feline and rodent. I suppose by today’s precious standards it could be deemed – by some – to be racist but, then again, couldn’t it also be deemed sexist because the character was female rather than male?

And how about the blatant cruelty to animals as evidenced by Tom the cat splattered against brick walls, crushed by falling trees and blown to smithereens by sticks of dynamite?

You would have thought the censors had better things to do. Clearly not.

It’s All in the Name

I was sat at my hotel bar in deepest Vermont the other day watching some televised baseball when the name of the coach of the Kansas City Royals team flashed on the screen. I nearly fell off my stool and then laughed uncontrollably for what felt like minutes. The name was “Rusty Kuntz” and the surname was even emblazoned on the back of his shirt. You honestly couldn’t make this up and if you find this hard to believe just Google his name.

This unintentional humour over people’s names seems to happen a lot in the US and the logical explanation is that many of the names are from immigrants in whose country of origin the names are fine but when spoken or spelt in English are often anything but. For example, I read of an athlete of Chinese origin called Kim Yoo Suk. I wonder if the crowds chant her name at athletics events?

Then there was the US lawyer, again of Chinese extraction called Susan Yoo. I hope she specialises in litigation since who wouldn’t want to be represented by a lawyer called Sue Yoo! I also read of a judge called Willie Stroker and that must get a few laughs in the courtroom too.

Closer to home I remember an estate agent in South Manchester called Richard Head. Would you really want to place your house on the market with somebody called Dick Head? Possibly not.

Parents need to think carefully before they name their children since a carelessly chosen name or a failure to connect the Christian name to the surname can lead to a life of constant embarrassment and ridicule which brings us back to poor old Rusty. What a life he must have had. Just imagine the school roll call each morning “Smith, Jones, Brown…………………….Kuntz” or the looks he must get when checking in at a hotel or producing his id. He must go through a thousand agonies every week of his life. Poor K….!

Planting the Seed

I visit the USA quite a lot and have to say I love the place. The natives may well speak our language in a manner somewhat strange to our English sensibilities and some of their mannerisms can be puzzling to us folk from the old country but that, for me at least, is part of the attraction.

Some things though throw me completely and none more so than early Sunday morning television. In the UK we don’t really do religion on television to any great extent but in the US (and in the South particularly) it is big business. You can surf the channels and find at least half a dozen stations featuring some evangelist whipping the crowds into a frenzy with his or her Christian rhetoric. A lot of it, with its dramatic presentation, seems quite uplifting and I can see that it could possibly help a lot of those taking part and maybe even a good proportion of those watching at home.

There is however a side that seems somewhat less than wholesome and one show I recently tuned into was called “Wisdom Keys” presented by a “preacher” called Dr Mike Murdock. Murdock along with his excitable and enthusiastic co-presenters constantly urged the viewers to telephone the show’s hotline and plant a $58 seed, preferably each month for a year (though you could give more if you wanted as a one off payment!). This seed was said to ensure a substantial harvest and promised that the giver would, in return for his or her donation, receive a gift from God which could and often would change their lives. Examples were given of Mr A. who within two weeks of “planting his seed” received a tax refund of $20,000 or Mrs B. who, “ten days after planting her $58 seed”, won the local lottery and so on.

It may well be that these were true stories but it struck me as rather unsavoury that these presenters, who every few minutes linked hands and prayed for their audience, were quite clearly preying (no pun intended) on the emotions of gullible, vulnerable, and desperate members of society. I wonder if anybody in authority has looked into the ultimate destination of those $58 seeds? I think they should.

Insufficiently Developed

According to the results of a survey published earlier this week almost half of 5 year old children in England are not ready for school because they are insufficiently developed.

The man in charge of the survey, Professor Sir Michael Marmot, highlighted low standards of reading and numeracy and an inability to communicate as being of particular concern. He went on to blame poor parenting, poverty and cuts to children’s services.

I’m sure he’s right, but I bet a pound to a penny that most 5 year olds know how to operate the television, use a mobile phone and have little difficulty in playing their computer games.

No Special Case

Like most English people, I’m sick to the hind teeth of hearing about and listening to the seemingly endless talk about Scotland, so I’ll make this brief.

When our elected politicians at Westminster address the question of further powers for Scotland they need to remember one thing and one thing above all else. Scotland is not special.

Scotland is the same as the rest of the UK and should be treated no differently. The rights of the Scots are the same as those of the Northern Irish, the Welsh and the English. Nobody is better than anybody else and nobody should be accorded special privileges. We are a democracy and as such we are all equal. Simple.

Not even the Scottish Nationalists could disagree with that. Oh,……………………actually!

A Wake Up Call For England

Scotland has voted to remain in the United Kingdom, for now and for now is all it is because as sure as night follows day the independence question will inevitably rear its ugly head yet again. It is simply a matter of time. It doesn’t matter what further concessions are granted to the Scots because the Nationalists will still complain and demand more. Things have changed for ever within the UK and that is not hyperbole, it is fact. Our politicians and leaders need to take a long hard look at our country and need to plan the future rather than wait for events to overtake them – and us.

In time we may well thank Alex Salmond for giving us, the English majority, a wake-up call and for stirring us from our apathetic stupor. For too long now, we English have been bovine-like, silent and accepting of all that has been served on us. Is it fair that the UK, and the prosperity and welfare of all its inhabitants, could have been destroyed by less than 2 million Scottish militants without the rest of us even being consulted? The population of the UK is approximately 64 million with roughly 54 million English and under 6 million Scots, although you would be forgiven for thinking it was the other way round with all the whining and whingeing constantly emanating from north of the border.

Calls are now being made for an English parliament and it must happen if only for the sake of democracy and fairness. Many of us feel almost disenfranchised as we watch our country ruled by a London elite who seem incapable of relating to the rest of the country. Many people in the north of England, for example, feel just as disenchanted as the Scots but, showing a typical English trait, they have just grumbled a bit, accepted their fate and carried on as before.

If the UK has a future (and as a British citizen, I sincerely hope it does) then that can only be by a more equal and equitable distribution of power and money. England needs her own parliament to rank alongside the existing chambers of the Scots, the Welsh and the Northern Irish. It should be established in a central part of England, somewhere like Birmingham or Manchester but certainly well away from London.
All of those parliaments should have greater control over matters of regional economics and taxation but should ultimately be accountable to the UK parliament in London. Maybe we should look closely at the American model particularly since Americans don’t appear to have any problem with nationality whilst still being proud to be Texans, New Yorkers, Tennesseans or whatever.

We have to do something though because without action the eventual destruction of the United Kingdom is assured.

An Unlikely Endorsement

Great news for those in favour of keeping Scotland in the United Kingdom! Kim Jong-un, the fruitcake leader of North Korea with the wacky haircut, has come out of the woodwork (or wherever he resides) and expressed his support for Scottish independence.

The Scottish Nationalist leader, Alex Salmond, must have inwardly groaned when the announcement was made, ahead of Thursday’s referendum. How can anybody of sound mind now take seriously his plans for an independent Scotland?

With a bit of luck those undecided voters will now realise what complete idealistic nonsense the idea of Scottish independence truly is and how crazy it would be to break away from a 300 year old alliance that has proved so beneficial not only to their country but to the whole of the UK.

Thanks Kim, you may well have helped save the Union.