Deadly Attacks

Yesterday, the BBC online news service contained two reports that demonstrate just how far we English have declined.

First of all was the report of an emergency 999 telephone call made by a man claiming he had been chased by a malevolent badger – which for the information of any town dwellers reading this blog, is a cute, shy creature about the size of a small to medium dog that feeds predominantly on worms and slugs!

Secondly, I read a report of another emergency call made by someone claiming a seagull had tried to rip a sandwich from out of his hand!

To think we once ruled the greatest empire the world had ever seen.

That’s as maybe but presumably our brave soldiers never had to contend with a regiment of highly trained badgers!

Essential Experiments?

At the end of last week the Government gave permission for the construction, in Yorkshire, of what was termed “a puppy farm”  where Beagle dogs are to be bred for scientific experiments and  research.

In response to the National Anti-Vivisection Society’s contention (unarguable, you would think) that the decision will condemn the dogs to “a life of suffering”, the Medical Research Council stated that dogs were still “essential” for some medical experiments.

I remember, years ago, that Beagles were used to test the effects of smoking  (as if tests were necessary to demonstrate that smoking is bad for your health!)  but I had no idea that dogs were still used in medical experiments. Evidently “research” was carried out on 3,554 dogs in the UK  in 2013.

Although I find it hard to believe that there is no alternative to using dogs in medical experiments I really have no knowledge of the subject and I suspect most of us are the same. Surely, this is something that needs to be brought up for expert debate and public discussion, if only to learn the meaning of “essential”.

Does it mean essential in the sense that experiments on dogs could lead to the saving of human lives or essential for the safe use of women’s make up and the subsequent enrichment of cosmetics manufacturers?  One might be acceptable but the other not so.

It was only a week ago that our national newspapers were full of headlines featuring public demonstrations against foxhunting. Let’s hope the public  feels equally strongly about dogs.

Reaching for the Sky

It’s good to know that, in spite of our still-present class system and the difficulties for many in getting on in life, there are still those who manage to make it against all the odds. However, there can’t be many more eye-catching examples than that of the young boy from a rough inner city estate in Newcastle  who recently managed to bag himself a scholarship to Eton.

Tyrese George, aged 11, apparently watched a television programme on England’s premier public school and decided that he would quite like to go there, irrespective of the £34,434 yearly fees and the fact that the estate he lived on had nothing in common with the kind of family estates from where most Eton pupils originate!

He sent off an application for a brochure and then, amazingly, was asked to visit for an interview and some preliminary exams, which he waltzed through. Evidently his dancing and singing skills as a rapper impressed the interviewers too!

Tyrese will move down to Eton as a boarder when he reaches 13 which, not surprisingly, has filled his mother, a care worker struggling to make ends meet, with great pride although she did say she wasn’t particularly surprised at what her clearly gifted son had achieved!

If that story doesn’t give encouragement and confidence to those seeking  to advance themselves and reach for the sky then nothing will. A story, possibly, to warm the hearts of even the most embittered socialists –  but probably not!

Following the Rules

You have to hand it to Wimbledon. Not only is it the competition that the world’s leading tennis players say they want to win above all others but it seems to be very well organised and well run too. It has its own special rules, of course, and no matter how the players may dress in other tournaments around the world, when it comes to Wimbledon they must dress in white.

Yesterday saw an excellent men’s final between two of the greatest players to grace the tournament’s green lawns, the Swiss Roger Federer and Serbian Novak Djokovic, both immaculately turned out of course.

Looking at the crowd on our television screens was to look at a cross-section of the great and the good from sport, the arts and politics. They were all well turned out too. Pity then,  poor old Lewis Hamilton, the Formula 1 champion and current leader of the 2015 competition.

Hamilton received an invitation to watch the final from the splendour of the Royal Box but, according to the BBC “he was turned away for not wearing a jacket, tie and shoes, having arrived in a bright floral shirt and a hat”.

Presumably he was wearing something other than a shirt and a hat but even so, to us mere mortals, it’s quite reassuring to know that, no matter how famous or wealthy you may be, if you don’t follow the rules you don’t get in!

More PC Nonsense

Just imagine if the England men’s  football team did well in the World Cup – difficult, I know, but please try to suspend reality for the purposes of this short blog! On their triumphant return  home the team are greeted by the following tweet from the Football Association –

“Our lions go back to being fathers, partners and sons today, but they have taken on another title – heroes”.

Would anybody regard that message as being sexist? I doubt it.

However, earlier this week, a Football Association spokesman (sorry, person – or is it spokes? I can’t keep up these days!) tweeted a similar message about the returning England women’s team –

“Our lionesses go back to being mothers, partners and daughters today, but they have taken on another title –heroes”.

All hell was let loose and social media was ablaze with the PC brigade indignant over such a  “sexist and patronising” comment causing the no-doubt bemused “offender” to quickly apologise and remove the offensive tweet.

Such nonsense!

No Celebration

It was sad that the US Air Force felt the need to cancel its 4th of July celebrations due to take place at its base at RAF Feltwell, Norfolk over the weekend. The US Air Force spokesman said “The decision was made due to the most current local threat assessments” which of course, is a coded way of saying they feared a terrorist attack on the airmen and their guests.

Such caution is understandable and no doubt sensible but, on the other hand, if Western armed forces (particularly those of the US)  cannot protect themselves, their loved ones and their guests on their own base what hope is there for the rest of us?

Another victory for the bad guys,  I would say.

Playing like a Girl

“Playing like a girl” has always been a term of abuse among male footballers but, after the valiant efforts of the England women’s team in the World Cup (where they unluckily lost in the semi-finals to an own goal in the last minute of injury time), they may wish to reconsider.

The England women played with an energy, honesty and joy often missing in the men’s game. There was no spitting, no hair-pulling, no scratching or biting, no diving, no abusing the referee, no trying to get opponents sent off and no faking of injuries.

If that is what it means to play like a girl we can only hope that some of our over paid and under- performing male footballers will have taken note.

The Devil You Don’t Know

There’s an old saying that you should be careful what you wish for and this has been illustrated perfectly over the last few days with details emerging of the latest Islamic State (IS) atrocities against the West.

When Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi  were the brutal dictators of Iraq and Libya respectively the West united to remove them from power by bombing Gaddafi into submission and in the case of Saddam, invading his country. The West also gave tacit encouragement (and in some cases aid) to facilitate regime change in Tunisia and Egypt during the so-called Arab Spring of 2011.

The problem was that our leaders never gave thought, or at least enough thought, as to what would happen once those changes had occurred and who would rule those countries in place of the removed tyrants.

As we know, the void was filled in virtually every case by Muslim extremists and worse still, those extremists have formed a new Caliphate (Islamic State) which is hell-bent on destroying everything and everybody that doesn’t fit in with its warped view of humanity. That Caliphate couldn’t possibly have been created had the West left Iraq and Saddam Hussein alone.

So, as we mourn the deaths of at least 30 British tourists slaughtered on a Tunisian Beach last Friday and the death of a French businessman beheaded by his Muslim employee, his head then tied to the factory fence, we must wonder what and who is next. There will be further atrocities, of that there can be no doubt.

Eventually, the West will have to take direct action and put men on the ground to confront the evil of IS. Those further atrocities will mean it has no choice. In the meantime our leaders can ponder on another old saying, when reviewing the removal of Saddam, Gaddafi and others, better the devil you know than the one you don’t.

A Lament for the Past

What is it with people and computers? Are we not capable of thinking for ourselves anymore?

A few days ago I went to collect some tickets from a place that I shan’t name for fear of offending the proprietors but let’s say it was the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee! In fairness it could have been anywhere in the world.

There were two people in front of me having their order processed, which basically meant picking up pre-ordered tickets. After an unbelievable 15 minutes wait I made my way to the desk and handed over my voucher containing all the pre-booked information, date, time, place, tickets required and their reference number. After 10 minutes of the guy staring at his computer screen, consulting with a colleague and asking me for further confirmation I eventually got what I wanted.

Why, why should this happen?  Surely, if a clerk places the company’s own reference number into the computer it should immediately come up with the relevant booking. It’s hard not to conclude that it was actually quicker to process orders in the old days, when orders and references were written down on index cards and then placed alphabetically in a box for easy reference. Nobody seemed to struggle then.

Another gripe. Why is it that bar staff no longer seem able to utilise basic mathematics? Not so long ago, a good bartender would add up the order in his or her head and take the money off the customer. I appreciate that computerised tills are useful since they do all the additions, print off receipts and help prevent employee theft and fraud but there are times when an elementary use of mental arithmetic or even remembering what something costs can be useful to the customer. Why is it that a bartender can’t even take the money for a single drink without first telling the customer, “I’ll be with you in a second” or “I’ll be right back with your check”?

Computers are all well and good and are no doubt necessary in this modern hi-tech world but it’s such a shame that the price is a loss of human initiative and imagination.

Forced Entry

At the start of next month a new law enters the American statute book. It is actually an extension of an existing law nicknamed the “Good Samaritan Law” which was passed to allow people to lawfully break into a car if they saw a child trapped inside.

The law is now to be extended to cover animals so that if, for example, you were to see a dog locked in a car, gasping for breath on a hot sunny day you could break into the car and rescue the animal without fear of criminal prosecution or any civil liability to the car owner.

The move has been welcomed by animal welfare groups concerned by numerous incidents of dogs left in locked cars in the heat of summer to literally roast to death or die of asphyxiation. Opponents of the law say that it smacks of big brother but if it means that people remember to leave their car windows open when locking pets inside then surely, it is a good thing.

Anyway, irrespective of legislation, I would hope that any decent human being could not ignore and walk past a locked car containing distressed infants or animals on a hot day. The first action would be to quickly try to find the owner of the car but if that proved fruitless the second would be to force entry or break the window and then face the legal consequences. Life, human or animal, is too important for any other response.