Great news for those in favour of keeping Scotland in the United Kingdom! Kim Jong-un, the fruitcake leader of North Korea with the wacky haircut, has come out of the woodwork (or wherever he resides) and expressed his support for Scottish independence.

The Scottish Nationalist leader, Alex Salmond, must have inwardly groaned when the announcement was made, ahead of Thursday’s referendum. How can anybody of sound mind now take seriously his plans for an independent Scotland?

With a bit of luck those undecided voters will now realise what complete idealistic nonsense the idea of Scottish independence truly is and how crazy it would be to break away from a 300 year old alliance that has proved so beneficial not only to their country but to the whole of the UK.

Thanks Kim, you may well have helped save the Union.